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Privacy Policy
Welcome to MoreTok University (“MoreTok,” “we,” “us,” or “our”). We take your privacy as seriously as an unsubmitted assignment—which means we care, but let’s be real, we also have deadlines.
This Privacy Policy explains how we collect, use, and (occasionally) share your information when you visit our site, sign up for courses, or interact with our totally real and absolutely prestigious university.
Privacy Policy - The Basics
1. What Information We Collect (Yes, We See You)
When you engage with MoreTok University, we may collect:
📌 Personal Information – Name, email, and anything you willingly type into our forms while questioning if this is real.
📌 Usage Data – How you interact with our website (aka, how long you stare at the “Apply” button before clicking).
📌 Device Info – IP addresses, browser type, and other technical things that sound fancy but just help us improve the site.
📌 Cookies – Not the edible kind, but the kind that help us remember who you are so you don’t have to log in 500 times.
2. How We Use Your Data (No, We Won’t Sell It to Your Mom)
We use your info for things like:
✔ Sending you updates and offers (don’t worry, no pop quizzes).
✔ Giving you access to our courses and programs.
✔ Making sure our site doesn’t break every time someone refreshes too hard.
✔ Keeping track of whether you actually read the Privacy Policy (hint: we know you didn’t).
3. Who We Share Your Data With (Not Many, But Still)
We don’t sell your data (because that’s shady), but we may share it with:
👩💻 Service Providers – The tech wizards who keep this site running.
📊 Analytics Partners – To see which of our courses are viral-worthy.
📢 Legal Authorities – If, for some reason, the FBI decides they care about MoreTok University.
4. Your Privacy Rights (Because You Deserve Them)
🔹 You can opt out of our emails, but then you’ll miss out on essential knowledge (and memes).
🔹 You can request to delete your data, but that also means deleting your fake diploma, and do you really want that?
🔹 You can accept or reject cookies, but rejecting them might make the site act like a moody teenager.
5. Data Security (We Try Our Best, Okay?)
We use encryption and industry-standard security, but if you somehow hack into MoreTok to give yourself a PhD, we’ll just call it extra credit.
6. Changes to This Policy
If we ever change this Privacy Policy, we’ll let you know (probably with an overly dramatic email subject line). Keep checking back for updates, or don’t—we’re not your professor.
7. Contact Us
Questions? Concerns? Want to apply for a completely unofficial scholarship? Reach out at mortokuniversity@gmail.com, and we’ll respond as soon as we finish grading nonexistent exams.
🔗 MoreTok University – Where Privacy Is Respected, But Degrees Are Questionable.
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